About a month ago, John White sent me his book, My JOB SUCKS and I CAN’T TAKE IT Anymore! HELP!, with the suggestion that I might find it to be a better read than the self-published book I blasted a while back.
Thank goodness, it was. Although, admittedly, it was not difficult to top the screenshot-heavy WordPress Complete.
I found myself chuckling with recognition most of the way through the book. Mr. White’s experiences are entertainingly well-written, and unfortunately, I could relate to many of them. Anyone who is just starting out would do well to read this book, as the scenarios given are right on target.
Here is a tip from the book:
Be very careful about voicing any politically incorrect opinions at work. Before you open your mouth, make sure you understand the politics of the situation. Even though what you’re saying might be the truth, it could be held against you. Even though you might be one hundred percent right, you could wind up being wrong.
Huh. Maybe like the time I pointed out to the director of the non-profit I worked for that all of the fancy “board retreats” we were funding with donations probably weren’t really helping our “at-risk” students all that much. I can’t say that I would keep my mouth shut about it today or any other time, but sometimes it is good to know what others have been in that same boat.
White talks about insane corporate culture, which reminded me of that same non-profit, which referred to itself as a “family” and had meetings that began with elaborate prayers and statements about the organization’s “spiritual mission”. Anyone who didn’t vote for Nader that year was on the outs with management. When your company begins to act like a large tele-evangelical ministry, you know you’re possibly in the wrong place.
I have to say that I did not agree with everything in the book. Like this piece of advice, for example:
…you can adopt a philosophy that says, “Hey, if they want to pay me good money to do stupid things and to put up with idiotic rules, I’ll take that all the way to the bank.”
I am simply too stubborn to do that. Stupid though it may be, I’d rather be broke, selling beaded earrings for five bucks at the flea market, than follow idiotic rules. It must be a leftover attitude from high school. I wasn’t good at it then, either. Even now, I practice the art of subversion when faced with a broken system. It is something I highly recommend, and it tends to head off depression.
At any rate, the value in this book lies in the author’s talent to lay things out like they really are. Whether you choose to take the advice in this book or not, it gives you the ability to look at your situation with your eyes wide open, and then decide what you are going to do about it. I really wish I had read this book years ago, as it would have saved me quite a bit of frustrated gnashing of teeth.
I’m glad that Mr. White decided to share his experiences with us. This book was an entertaining read, and I think all of us will find something in it that we can relate to. If you’d like to check it out, I’ll send a random commenter my copy! I’ll accept comment entries for this mini-contest until 5 P.M. Central on Friday.

“Stupid though it may be, I’d rather be broke, selling beaded earrings for five bucks at the flea market, than follow idiotic rules”
But when you are broke, you wouldn’t have money to buy this book. See?
Hey I know how to make beaded earrings!!! We could go into business together.
” My JOB SUCKS and I CAN’T TAKE IT Anymore!” is a statement I make at least once a day, but without my job, what the heck would I blog about?
My job doesn’t suck all that much, but the pay does. I would much rather be in a cold, salt water pool training dolphins for a living, but instead I’m stuck in the land-based corporate world of Real Estate. Interesting, sometimes. Sucky, always. =)
Hey, I get to sit and listen to people call in and complain about a free program when I’m at work. The book definitely sounds like a good read.
Pick me! Pick me!
I’m just wondering but don’t we all have the choice to move on? If a job sucks so much then it may be time to get out there and look for a new one!
My job is not perfect but if, as the author suggests, you’re willing to put up with crap and crap rules just for a pay cheque then you deserve everything you get!
Unless you’re interested in either having the same position for the next 20 years or are working on your own venture, then speaking up and helping make positive changes will only help your career. If the company doesn’t value your opinion then find one that does.
PS. Please include me in the book draw.
PPS. I would love to give away a pair of your beaded earings on my site.
OK so that came out a little harsh. Maybe it’s because I’m sitting at my desk wondering how the Dilbert cartoonist got a hidden camera into my office!
Funny thing is I’ve never had a job, so I cannot relate to any of those things, but when I watch my friends, and what they go through, they I cannot help but feel sorry for them.
this isn’t an entry for the book because i can’t complain too much about my job. but i will say that early on my parents told me to try and get a job doing what i like, this way i was happier in life and didn’t have to hate getting up for work. well i left ny one day and took a chance getting a job in southern california at a video game company and even though i don’t make a ton of cash, i really enjoy my job and it makes life that much better.
btw i agree with not keeping my mouth shut at work, i say things all the time that might not have to be said and usually end up with me getting odd looks or getting yelled at
My job really does suck! I’m a bill collector… (Can’t believe I admitted that….) lol
My job sucks so bad, I’m actually looking into taking a position I was offered as a bill collector. I swear, I’m not making that up because Roberta is one.
I can’t count the number of times the statement, “My job sucks and I can’t take it anymore.” has left my mouth. Genius title. I will have to check it out…however, I too have issues with Rules. Aren’t they meant to be broken?
Ahh, I definitely hate on the job politics that make everything take much longer than it really should!
SHAWN – how is it you’ve never had a job? Are you 15? Perhaps independently wealthy? Are you the fat guy on “LOST” who won the lottery?
ROBERTA – STOP CALLING ME.
Best job I’ve ever had – MIME at SeaWorld of San Diego.
Worst job I’ve ever had – SECURITY OFFICER at the Montage Resort in Laguna Beach, California.
The former is due to pretty girls, sea creatures and the license given to me to be creative and flexible in my performances.
The latter is due simply to an over-abundance of political correctness. Lots and lots of it, accompanied by lots of conflicting instructions in procedure. The Security Manager would say one thing, and the Resort Manager would say another. Always. And I’d get in trouble for doing either.
I’m currently a Starbucks Barista. It doesn’t suck that much, but a little. It’s like a Caramel Frappucino made with whipped cream that’s been left out of the cooler too long.. it tastes good, but it’s kind of melty.
“I really wish I had read this book years ago, as it would have saved me quite a bit of frustrated gnashing of teeth.”
Possibly, but probably not if you have a strong personality (which seems like you do)…I mean, regardless of whether you knew something beforehand sometimes it just takes personally experiencing it to really realize.
Thanks for sharing, the book sounds entertaining and useful.
My philosophy and what I continually tell my boss:
“You don’t pay me to agree with you.”
In the end he gets the say but there’s no way I’m not going to say what a stupid idea that might be. As for the idiotic rules…well like you said I rather be selling beads.
Well, believe it or not, my job doesn’t suck, but I’d be interested in reading the book.
Um, I think I just made the cut-off time for leaving a comment though. Perhaps not. Perhaps I should hit the send button and stop talking about how close I am to making the deadline.
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These responses are too funny…..even though I didn’t win the book, I’ll probably still end up reading it sooner or later